Instead, everything you need to know about “Kindergarten Cop 2” (referred henceforth as “KC-2”) is presented below in a series of loosely connected thoughts I had while watching this new classic:
KINDERGARTEN COP 2 MOVIE
Dolph “Real-life Rocket Scientist” Lundgren is here with his perfectly chiseled, 58-year-old body to tease kids about dangerous allergies and to flirt with gorgeous women half his age.Ī movie such as this transcends normal film criticism. He’s one more awful “Terminator” reboot from screaming “It’s not a tumor!” on the street for wads of five-dollar-bills. There’s no logical reason this movie should exist, If anything, the filmmakers should have just waited a year or two longer to get Schwarzenegger back in the fold. If you’re thinking 26 years is too late for a sequel to “Kindergarten Cop” without Arnold, you’re right. It stars Swedish-sorta-action hero and “Rocky IV” villain Dolph Lundgren as an FBI agent who poses as a kindergarten teacher in order to uncover a flash drive containing the identities of every person in the Federal Witness Protection program. “Kindergarten Cop 2,” an unrelated, Schwarzenegger-less, direct-to-video sequel, is available this week on Netflix’s streaming service and other digital outlets. Looking back on the filmography of the muscleman, former Governor of California, you simply must consider “Kindergarten Cop” to be in the top… half of that esteemed list. Those words resonate today as much as they did 26 years ago. “I’m the party pooper!” - Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble in “Kindergarten Cop.” Today’s entry comes to us from all the way back in 1990: It’s time again for Great Quotes in Cinematic History.
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